Free teenage summer quotes and cute sayings
Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir'
cool teenage summer quotes about Military I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!!
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows.~Helen Keller
sweet teenage summer quotes about Advice My mother and I were talking about my dog's food, and I mentioned it smelled like pork. "I wonder why it smells like pork," said my mom. It was pork...
cool quote about Thinking Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
cute quote on teenage summer When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
cool teenage summer quotes about Question Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!
cute saying about teenage summer A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.~Christopher Morley
sweet teenage summer quotes about Funny Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
cool quote about Cool Sayings The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
cute quote on teenage summer Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?
cool teenage summer quotes about Pickup Lines A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
sweet sayings by Wiseman The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
cute saying about teenage summer I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
sweet teenage summer quotes about Pickup Lines Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You always known that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't come crying to the courts if it makes you sick. How stupid are you anyways?
cool quote about Cool Sayings It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
cute quote on teenage summer Kiss me, i'm toxic
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sweet sayings by Cool Pickup I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
cute saying about teenage summer so close to read it!
sweet teenage summer quotes about Cool Sayings But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?~Clerks
cool quote about Movie Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
cute quote on teenage summer It's better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
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