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   Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies
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   Spank Me!
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   I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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   What's the speed of dark?
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   Death is the consequence of being alive.
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   Welcome to reality...come again soon.
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   Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first time!
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   If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
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   Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself.
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   Conserve water - Shower with a friend
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   Was today really necessary?
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   Like my grandma always said, Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free? -Brodie, Mallrats
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   Macacos me mordam. Monkeys bite me.~Portuguese idiom
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   Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
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   We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.
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   If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
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   When ideas fail, words become very handy.
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   The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
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   A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
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   Fortune tellers are for the poor. Psychics are for the rich.
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   'Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.'~Euripides
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   To meet an old friend in a distant land is like refreshing rain after a long drought.
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   Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
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   That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
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   An English professor wrote on the blackboard: Punctuate this sentence: 'Woman without her man is nothing'. The men wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the women wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'
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