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   I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
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   If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
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   An onion a day keeps others away.
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   Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.~Corrie TenBoom
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   I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
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   Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without spilling some on yourself.
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   In soccer, pain is temporary... pride is forever!!
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   Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
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   Stop global whining.
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   That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
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   It doesn't matter what temperature a room is
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   Leave road kill for the next car.
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   Have you bitch slapped an environmentalist today?
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   Remember, Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, and in high heels.
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   Youth wastes away but immaturity can last a lifetime.
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   Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
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   My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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   how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?
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   I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.~Winston Churchill
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   A friend in need is a friend indeed, But a friend with weed is better.
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   And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
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   3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
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   Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
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   Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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   Change a life
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