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   Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance!
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   Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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   To err is human
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   HANG-UP & DRIVE
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   Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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   Written very small on the back poket of a girl's jeans~'If you can read this, you're WAY too close.'
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   Hang up and drive!
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   Be an individual, don't make it easy to be dismissed in a sentence.
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   I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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   Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical Plan' on your resume.
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   When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass.
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   Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
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   Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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   Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
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   Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
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   Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.
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   Waiter: It should, sir, it was ground this morning.
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   'What am I doing she's not in the fridge?'~Mel Gibson (What Women want)
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   The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word.
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   Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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   We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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   Mankind must put and end to war before war puts an end to mankind.- John F. Kennedy
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   Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!
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   Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS
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   How about never? is never good for you?
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