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   If I had known my grandchildren would be so much fun I would have had them first!
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   'Who Dares, Wins.'~British Special Air Service
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   My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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   Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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   Graduate Soon! Millions On Welfare Depend On You
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   ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)
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   Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.~Penn Jillette
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   What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
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   You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
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   I don't suffer from insanity
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   I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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   Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
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   Never stand between a dog and a tree.
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   All bombs with electronic timing devices are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
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   Make God laugh~plan for the future.
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   Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.~Paul Rodriguez
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   If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
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   Titanic is the greatest love story ever?? Rich girl meets poor boy, poor boy draws rich girl, boat sinks, poor boy dies, rich girl lives to 150.
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   When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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   Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
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   When all else fails, lower your standards.
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   Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.~Frank Zappa
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   Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!
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   Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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   If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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