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   Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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   Where observation is concerned chance favours only the prepared mind.
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   Tofu~the other white meat substitute.
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   Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
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   A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.
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   Dot your I s and Cross your Ts.
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   How can someone draw a blank?
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   I worked at a cardboard factory about a year ago with a very strange group of guys....These are just a few of the musings that kept the day interesting: 'What's the difference between a duck' 'Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?' 'Is it farther to Miami than by bus?'
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   Having one child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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   It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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   Why aren't there any nuts or grapes in grape nuts?
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   Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.~Thomas Paine
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   Change is good...you go first!
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   If you can read this. thank a teacher.
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   Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is looking.'
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   If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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   Eschew Obfuscation
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   Nothing makes your clothes go out of fashion faster than getting a raise.
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   In a large auditorium at university, the lecturer began by saying, 'If you can't hear me up at the back, put your hands up.' A row of hands went up...
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   If some unemployed punk in New Jersey can get a cassette to make love to Ella McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
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   B2 Hamerschlag: We're the best freshman floor this year, and at the rate we're going, we'll be the best freshman floor next year, too.
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   God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
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   God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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   Live by the sword die by the sword.
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   Some people are so sensitive they'd feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooked them.
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