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   Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and you go well with Brie.
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   When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
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   I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
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   If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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   My other ride is your mom
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   Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
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   The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.
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   The road to hell is paved with democrats!
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   I always liked working with the Priests that drank the wine during mass. They were the easiest to work with.
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   A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
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   Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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   When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
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   They pretend to tell us the truth, and we pretend to believe them.~Duncan Long, about the mainstream press.
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   Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
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   Rehab is for quitters.
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   I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
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   You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
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   People who don't pay their taxes are breaking the law.~The Irish Minister for Finance shares his remarkable discovery~Sept 1999
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   When arguing with a fool make sure he isn't doing the same
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   Cogito Ergo Spud.~I think therefore I yam.
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   Some say a computer is a woman, if you do something wrong, they'll remember every bit of it. Some say a computer is a man, if you had just waited one more week, you could have gotten a better model for less.
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   I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
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   You ain't seen nothin' yet...
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   Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
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   Sad to think that when the letters 'WWF' are mentioned, most of us think of wrestlers, before the World Wildlife Fund...
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