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   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?~Jules Feiffer
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   You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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   If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence'~Twice!
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   When people deserve your love and support the least, that is when they need it the most.
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   Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
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   Because of the California Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
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   Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
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   When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
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   Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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   I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
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   Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of It
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   Be the labor great or small do it well or not at all.
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   Who gossips to you will gossip of you.
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   I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don't interest me. They have got no charm of novelty.~Oscar Wilde
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   All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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   We now return you to abnormal programming.
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   If our legs were hinged the other way, what would furniture look like?
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   Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?~Jack Nicholson, The Joker in Batman
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   If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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   Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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   If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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   You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
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   Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.
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   It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey than to believe that I came from God.
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   Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
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