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   I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
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   so close to read it!
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   But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?~Clerks
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   Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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   It's better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
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   Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.~Ogden Nash
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   God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.
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   Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film.
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   Life is a terminal disease.
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   Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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   How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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   Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car
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   What's he so angry for? All i did was accidentaly run over his dog. Except change 'accidentaly' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
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   If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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   Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
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   You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
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   Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
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   Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
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   You can meet friends anywhere, but you can't meet enemies anywhere, you have to make them.
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   Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I!
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   To belittle is to be little.
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   'You turn me on. But maybe it's because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.' ---Eric Roberts to Julie Haggerty, in 'Rude Awakening'
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   Every man is the architect of his own destiny.
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   Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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   As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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