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   Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
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   Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry.
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   Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.~Garth Brooks
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   Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics. Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.
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   Reader, suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.~Mark Twain
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   The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
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   If something goes without saying - LET IT!
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   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.~Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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   Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
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   The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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   Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
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   Familiarity breeds children.
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   Your Father must be a terroist, because you're the bomb
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   When all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.
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   You can fall down the stairs, you can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is in love with me.
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   I Think Feminists Are Cute!
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   Yes, in fact...my father does own this road.
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   Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny.
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   I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
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   Big fish eat little fish.
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   There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.
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   Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
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   We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
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   Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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   If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
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