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   I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
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   Tell a man there are a billion stars in the sky and he will believe you. Tell him there is wet paint on the bench and he will have to touch it to be sure.
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   DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!
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   I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
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   The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
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   If it isn't broken...fix it until it is!
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   Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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   If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
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   Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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   How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
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   5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.
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   Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde
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   Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
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   MENtal anixiety! MENstrual cramps! MENopause! Don't you notice that all our problems begin with MEN!
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   I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked.
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   i souport publik edekasion
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   You always find something in the last place you look.
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   Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
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   Let us support bi partisianship... I will hug your elephant, if you kiss my ass.
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   A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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   There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Charles Dickens
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   I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.
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   Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
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   Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich.
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   I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.~J. Edgar Hoover
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