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   Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!
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   why is ice always colder than popsicles?
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   Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand
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   Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
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   Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?
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   Don t cross the bridge till you come to it.
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   Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.
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   If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.~My highschool English teacher
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   'Garfield do you think I can be tall dark and handsome?' 'Sure, turn out the lights, stand on a chair and lie.'
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   Conventional wisdom says to know your limits. To know your limits you need to find them first. Finding you limits generally involves getting in over your head and hoping you live long enough to benefit from the experience. That's the fun part.
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   This was better than any diet I've ever been on.
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   Thanks for being a contestant.
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   My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
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   Don t sweat the petty things and don t pet the sweaty things.
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   To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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   Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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   Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
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   Only the wise maiden can look deep into the eyes of an awkward frog and see that he's really a prince in disguise.
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   Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
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   Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.
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   It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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   What goes 'clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG'? An Amish drive-by shooting.
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   If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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   Overpopulation... too much of a good thing.
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   There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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