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   If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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   They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!
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   Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
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   Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
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   A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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   I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your eyes.
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   The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it's spray-painted.~Dennis Haire
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   Justice will only be achieved when those who are not injured by crime feel as indignant as those who are.~King Solomon
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   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.~Lana Turner
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   85% of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well~Winston Churchill
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   I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
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   Tell a man there are a billion stars in the sky and he will believe you. Tell him there is wet paint on the bench and he will have to touch it to be sure.
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   DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!
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   I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
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   The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
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   If it isn't broken...fix it until it is!
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   Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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   If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
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   Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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   How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
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   5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.
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   Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde
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   Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
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   MENtal anixiety! MENstrual cramps! MENopause! Don't you notice that all our problems begin with MEN!
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   I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked.
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