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   Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
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   When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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   Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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   A language is a dialect with an army.
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   Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
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   47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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   All truth goes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Then, it is violently opposed. Finally, it is accepted as self-evident.
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   We are angels with but one wing, and to fly we must embrace each other~anonymous
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   Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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   Help, I've fallen and I can't... Hey, nice carpet!
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   Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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   Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
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   He who hesitates is lost.
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   Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
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   One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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   Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
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   It's a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
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   Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
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   Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
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   Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
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   A spy's boss will always says: 'Now, you're going up against some of the best trained terrorists in the world.' And yet they have automatics and completely miss the spy and he has a pistol and nails one with every shot.
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   I fish! Therefore, I lie.
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   A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.
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   People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
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   Cat: The Other White Meat
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