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   Pull my finger.
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   CAUTION: This car will be left behind during rapture.
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   Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'~Paul McCartney
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   I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
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   Carpenter's rule: cut to fit. beat into place.
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   You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
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   The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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   I have two words for you: Seek help!~Ghost Busters
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   A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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   Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid.~John Wayne
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   When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.~Gracie Allen
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   Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.~Robert A. Heinlein
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   Reality Is A Crutch For People Who Can’t Handle Drugs.
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   For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes!
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   Children should neither be seen nor heard from... ever again.~W. C. Fields
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   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!
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   I don't have to live like them to represent them.~Congressman Norm Dicks about the necessity of a $30,000 midnight pay raise which was more than many of his constituents' salaries.
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   I don't see what all the fuss is about, if those dolphins were so smart, they wouldn't hang out with tuna.
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   Illegitmitatum Non Carborundum Est~Never let the bastards grind you down!
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   What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
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   'All music is folk music, I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.'~Louis Armstrong
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   Men are like blenders. You need one, but you don't know why.
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   Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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   I never thought that heaven would be so close to me
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   DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription.
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