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   Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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   Angel: What are you going to do now?
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   I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months~I don't like to interrupt her.
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   A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac~one who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog...
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   Music soothes the savage beast...unless it's polka.
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   By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying~Lady make note of this: One of you is lying.~Dorothy Parker 'Unfortunate Coincidence'
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   There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.~Dave Barry
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   The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?
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   Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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   Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
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   Blow your nose, your horn works fine.
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   You can learn many things from children; How much patience you have, for instance!
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   We like because, we love although.
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   Life's a garden, dig it.
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   What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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   Drown in a frown swim in a smile.
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   Opportunity knock only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a Jehovah's witness.
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   If God created everything who created God?
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   It's funny...all over the world women stop working in the middle of a field, lay down to give birth, and get right back to work. But give a man a cold and suddenly he's 2 years old and can't blow his own nose.
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   Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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   If Lamb Chop married Howdy Doodie her name would be Lamb Doodie~Not too sure
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   Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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   Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
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   Men have feelings too (but who really cares)
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   I Must Be A Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
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