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   Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.
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   Streakers *repant* your end is in sight.
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   I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES
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   I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!
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   Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
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   Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
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   Why not have your cake and eat it too~it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?
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   If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.
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   Men are like chocolate bars~soft, smooth, and they always go to your hips.
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   Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
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   Notice to Thieves: This car is like my husband~not worth stealing.
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   Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.
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   Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
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   Professor: "...So don't ask me any stupid questions like, 'What's Newton's first law?'" (from the back of the class:) "Who's Newton?"
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   If I get male pattern baldness, I'd like zig-zags please.
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   If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?
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   Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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   Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
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   Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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   Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.
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   If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.
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   Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
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   If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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   It is not the difference between people that is the problem it is the indifference.
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   Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.~Jackie Mason
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