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   Marriage is much like communism, it works best in theory.
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   Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
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   I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.~Marie Corelli
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   Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
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   Why is it that when you are on the telephone, writing furiously and holding a finger up to tell the person who just came into your office to hold on a second, they ask: Do you have a minute?
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   What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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   What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
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   Two things that are essential to life is WD 40 and duct tape. If it moves and it isn't supposed to use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to use the WD 40.
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   If Israelites come from Israel, then what come from Paris?
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   It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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   Brevity is the soul of lingerie.~Dorothy Parker
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   Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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   Live dangerously and you live right.
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   I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said~William Buckley, Jr.
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   Endeavour to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.~Mark Twain
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   People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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   Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after another.
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   Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
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   The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked.~Unknown
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   You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
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   If you receive something that says 'Send this to everyone you know,' pretend you don't know me. (Roy Johnson)
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   Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
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   Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.
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   We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly!
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   your so hot you must be the reason for global warming
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