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   Why am I frowning? It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile and I need the exercise!
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   All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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   Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.~Mark Twain
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   If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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   It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
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   The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
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   My child beat up your honor student!
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   I swerve for cats.
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   If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.
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   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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   Whatever!
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   Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
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   Education is the best defense against the media.
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   If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
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   Are you Natasha, my contact?
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   Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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   There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
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   I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.~Byron Alley
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   America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.~Oscar Wilde
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   The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
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   Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
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   In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.
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   I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.
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   If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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   If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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