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   Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
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   'Failure is not falling down, it is not gettnig up again.' Mary Pickford
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   Life's a bitch, and then you die.
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   Few women admit their age, few men act it.
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   An optimist laughs to forget a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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   Face this way towards enemy. (Printed on Claymore mines).
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   Nothing Is Foolproof To A Sufficiently-Talented Fool
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   What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
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   I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.~Ellen DeGeneres
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   How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it?
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   If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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   How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
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   Goodnight sleep tight don t let the bedbugs bite!
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   Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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   If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car~the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window!
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   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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   If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
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   Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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   Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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   Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
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   Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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   Become who you are.~Nietzsche
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   Do you sleep on your stomach? -no?- Can I?
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   Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.~John Lennon
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   No varnish can hide the grain of the wood and the more varnish you put on, the more the grain will express itself.~Charles Dickens
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