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   This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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   Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
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   I drank what?
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   Love is never having to say 'Shut the hell up.'~Wally Pleasant
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   Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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   Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
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   First Prayer you should say: 'Dear God, I know you know everything, and I know that you know that I know that you know everything. So, you must know that I'm thankful for life... so I hereby say that I shouldn't have to spend my nights on my knees saying my thoughts to someone who already knows what I think. So this is my last and only prayer... it's either that or get me a damn kneepad.'
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   Saying that an illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to be paid the same wages as an American because he doesn't belong here in the first place is like saying that a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place.~Maddox
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   Men! They sweep you off your feet then try to hand you the broom!
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   Life is not measured by the breaths that we take; it is measured by the moments that take our breath away!~Unknown
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   Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
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   This is the rebel base.
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   Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
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   Marriage is Grand, Divorce is twenty Grand.
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   Pave the planet! One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.
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   Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?
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   Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
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   If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning .
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   Love is butterflies in your stomach, emptiness in your head, and sweet nothings in your ear.
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   When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty
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   When the rich wage war, its the poor who die.
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   Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!
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   Actions speak louder than words.
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   Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
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   Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
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