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   'Oh crap! There's a horse in the hospital!' Dr. Octagon
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   If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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   If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
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   'DON'T call me crazy~I've had to go to therapy because I told everyone you were sucked into a board game... Jumanji
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   My love, forgive me for who I was, what I did, and what I cannot change. Love me now for who I can be, and what I plan to accomplish. If you can't, then just love me because my heart loves you, unconditionally.
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   Men have dogs because they want a best friend dumber than they are. Women want that too, but they already have men. -Bill Engvall
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   I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
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   It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
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   The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
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   When I married 'Mr. Right,' I didn't know his first name was 'always.'
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   Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as it nothing had happened~Winston Churchill
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   Where there's a will there's a BEER!
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   Good news, the test results are negative!
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   Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.~Frank Gifford
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   I just love nonverbal communication!
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   If I could reach up and hold a star for each time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
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   Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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   Real Men Love Jesus!
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   Politicians are the same all over: they build bridges where there are no rivers.~Nikita Kruschev
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   Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
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   Due to the constant fluctuation in customer personalities, we cannot be responsible for the mental stability of any one member of our staff. (Seen in a gas station in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
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   People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public. -Bryan White
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   You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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   666A, 666B~Tenants of the beast.
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   I'll not stop
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