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   If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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   A. Just shout 'OK, all of you Canadians out of the pool now!'
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   Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.
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   If you get wrapping paper for a present, how do you know when to stop unwrapping?
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   I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
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   A church alive is worth the surprise!!
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   He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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   Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
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   Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
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   Write your questions down on the back of $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
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   Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana. Then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless.~Monty Python
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   It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
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   Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
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   Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
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   Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
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   Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
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   Never eat more than you can lift.~Miss Piggy
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   If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
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   He who laughs, lasts.
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   Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
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   The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
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   Many a true word spoken in jest.
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   HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
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   I believe in getting in hot water
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   If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a little chessboard
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