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   If I were bread, would you be my butter?
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   Drink varnish and you'll get a lovely finish.
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   I Got A Gun For My Wife
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   Before you run, I am not a freak.
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   No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn’t Work Anyway
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   Pray to God but row for the shore (old Russian proverb)
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   Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~Mark Twain
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   What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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   I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.~Groucho Marx
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   A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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   The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live.
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   Friends help you move
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   Hey look! It's the two symbols of the Republican Party, an elephant, and big, fat, sweaty guy who's afraid of change.
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   Got me? I'll do your body good.
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   Charlie: I'm not old enough to understand girls. Jasper: Heh, I don' think anybody lives THAT long.
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   Air force definition of explosives: A loud noise followed by the sudden going away of what was once there a second ago.
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   A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
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   The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.
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   Sign on a church: "We aren't Dairy Queen, but we have great Sundays!"
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   9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.
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   Why am I frowning? It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile and I need the exercise!
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   All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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   Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.~Mark Twain
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   If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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   It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
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