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   We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.~Ambrose Bierce
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   If you can read this, roll me over.
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   If you don't like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious. If you do like him, he can turn his plate over into your lap and you won't mind.~Irving Becker
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   The difference between men and women is that women are complex and men are simple. It took me a while to figure this out. I kept asking my husband if he thought he could do this or that, to no avail. Then I figured out what the problem was: every sentence started with 'Do you think'!
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   Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner's spoiled~so where's dessert?
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   When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
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   Everything Is Somewhere.
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   Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
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   Your such a Muggle!
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   No one can carry on a sane relationship with anyone, because getting involved in a relationship is insane.
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   Believe in Darwin
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   Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
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   If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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   Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
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   If the enemy is in range, so are you.
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   I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
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   Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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   Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude.
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   Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way?~Princess Leia in Star Wars
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   Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.~Lazarus Long
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   If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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   Remember there's no I in team... (but there is a M and an E)
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   How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
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   Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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   Is god willing to prevent evil but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?~Epicurus (341-270 BCE)
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