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   How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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   Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car
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   What's he so angry for? All i did was accidentaly run over his dog. Except change 'accidentaly' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
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   If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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   Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
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   You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
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   Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
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   Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
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   You can meet friends anywhere, but you can't meet enemies anywhere, you have to make them.
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   Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I!
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   To belittle is to be little.
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   'You turn me on. But maybe it's because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.' ---Eric Roberts to Julie Haggerty, in 'Rude Awakening'
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   Every man is the architect of his own destiny.
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   Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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   As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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   New music is old music played twice as fast and half as well~James Douglass Morrison
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   I talk to strangers
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   Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will.~Aleister Crowley
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   I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
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   The best things in life aren't things.
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   wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND??
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   The one who swims against the stream knows the strength of it.
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   Just where do those legs of yours end?
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   You are so narrow minded you can see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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   Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. -- short story by Harlan Ellison
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