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Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
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sweet sayings by Wiseman If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
cute saying about love msn What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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cool quote about Life I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.
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cute saying about love msn I think my medication is wearing off.
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cute quote on love msn 'I'll shoot you with my space doo-doo pistol,' Dr. Octagon
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cute saying about love msn If someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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