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You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
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cute quote on heartbreak Make God laugh~plan for the future.
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cute saying about heartbreak Titanic is the greatest love story ever?? Rich girl meets poor boy, poor boy draws rich girl, boat sinks, poor boy dies, rich girl lives to 150.
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cute saying about heartbreak Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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