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   You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl: Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
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   Against stupidity, the Gods themselves contend in vain!
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   The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
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   It's been swell, but the swellings gone down.~Lori Petty, Tank Girl
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   If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
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   The best things come in small packages.
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   Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.
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   Each day is a gift.
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   This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.
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   Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.
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   Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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   Waste not want not.
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   Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like a slacker.
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   My leech would like you as a new host.
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   Success consists of getting up one more time than you have fallen down.
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   All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
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   ...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.~Professor Brian Quinn
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   Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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   Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
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   People think that being famous is just about having your picture taken all the time and being rich rich rich, and you know what?... They're absolutely right.~Madonna
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   Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
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   Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
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   Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951.
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   What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?
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   You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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