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   It's funny...all over the world women stop working in the middle of a field, lay down to give birth, and get right back to work. But give a man a cold and suddenly he's 2 years old and can't blow his own nose.
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   Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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   If Lamb Chop married Howdy Doodie her name would be Lamb Doodie~Not too sure
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   Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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   Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
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   Men have feelings too (but who really cares)
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   I Must Be A Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
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   Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
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   You can t do anything if you believe you can t.
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   I never thought of taking the place of your lost love nor would I wish to, for if ever you choose to keep me in your heart, I want that place to be called as my own. -Pau
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   Here's your chance to get to know me.
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   There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.~Oscar Levant
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   Love doesn't just make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile!
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   I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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   I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
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   Take me drunk I' m home.
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   If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
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   Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on its behalf.~Skylar (Minnie Driver) in Good Will Hunting
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   Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
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   Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
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   They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?
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   The squeaky wheel is often replaced.
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   Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and you go well with Brie.
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   When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
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   I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
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