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   The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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   Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
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   By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".
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   Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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   If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
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   My other car is a piece of shit.
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   A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
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   It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open one s mouth and remove all doubt.
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   Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
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   Nearly everything you read signed from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."~God
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   'if the facts don't fit your theory, change the facts' einstein
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   Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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   Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country~Mayer Marion Barry, Washington DC
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   Adam was a rough draft.
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   If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
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   The smallest good deed is better than the greatest intention.
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   Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who are not.
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   Take as much as you want, put back more than you take.
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   Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.~Corrie TenBoom
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   Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
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   Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
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   Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
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   What would you do if I kissed you right now?
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   I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.
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   'We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.'
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