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   I talk to strangers
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   Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will.~Aleister Crowley
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   I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
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   The best things in life aren't things.
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   wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND??
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   The one who swims against the stream knows the strength of it.
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   Just where do those legs of yours end?
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   You are so narrow minded you can see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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   Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. -- short story by Harlan Ellison
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   Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe
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   HONK IF YOU LOVE GORE (use the button on your steering wheel)
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   Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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   A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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   Grab life by the balls until it coughs up all it has to offer- Suzie
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   A lecture is a process where information is passed from the notebook of the lecturer to the notebook of the student without necessarily passing through the minds of either.
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   If Mr. & Mrs. Howell were so dang rich, why were they taking a cheap tour on a the S.S. Minnow?
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   A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.
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   Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
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   Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go.
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   Always remember that if she does not make your standards... lower your standards!
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   The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.
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   A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
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   Take the road not taken~the leaves crunch that much louder!
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   Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.
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   Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
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