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   You make my teeth sweat
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   Democrats=Beaureaucrats: STUPID
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   Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
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   If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force SIX kids into TWO bedrooms?
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   If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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   I am overjoyed with whelm!
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   Be like a postage stamp~stick to one thing until you get there.
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   You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
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   Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.
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   The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette.
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   I see dumb people.
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   Energizer Bunny Arrested
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   The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.
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   Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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   Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.~I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
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   Music washes from the soul the dust of everyday life.~Berthold Auerbach
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   If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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   Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff~it is a palliative rather than a remedy.~Peter De Vries
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   The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The pragmatist, being thirsty, drinks the water.
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   Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.
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   Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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   Age only matters if you're cheese.
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   Smile. It’s The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.
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   Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him tackle.
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   If I ve told you once I ve told you a thousand times!
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