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   If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
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   Are you Natasha, my contact?
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   Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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   There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
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   I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.~Byron Alley
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   America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.~Oscar Wilde
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   The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
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   Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
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   In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.
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   I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.
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   If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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   If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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   Get over it!
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   Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.
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   You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
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   When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself.
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   New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.~David Letterman
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   If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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   I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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   I’m Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off.
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   He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
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   Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
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   Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
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   Girls are called birds because of the worms they pick up!
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   Looking for enlightenment is like looking for a flashlight, when all you need the flashlight for is to find the flashlight.
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