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   Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
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   DCLXVI~Roman numeral of the Beast
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   Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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   Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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   Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off.~Gene Petret
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   If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.
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   If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
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   I've got a plan so sharp you could pick your teeth with it.
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   If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart.
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   Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
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   Insanity is hereditary
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   Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.~I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
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   As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
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   Quit smoking on the anniversary of your birth, not the day of your death.~Corky Peterson
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   An Australian relief effort is knitting sweaters to protect the feathers of penguins who are being affected by an oil spill. The sweaters are being refused by many penguins who'd rather die then dress casual.~Conan O'Brien
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   Wise man make proverbs but fools repeat them.
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   My god can beat up your god
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   I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.~Kevin Spacey, American Beauty
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   Why do men love staring at themselves in the mirror? Because objects in mirror may appear larger than they are.~Mel Gibson, What Women Want
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   Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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   The great thing about living in a small town is when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
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   Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
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   Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
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   If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?
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   When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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