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   There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.~Bill Gates
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   Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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   With lies you may get ahead in life but you can never turn back.~Old Russian proverb.
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   Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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   Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde
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   Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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   Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
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   I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
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   I've forgotten more than I've ever learned
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   Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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   100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
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   I saw the light. I turned it off.
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   Comedian: You laugh on the outside, but inside you harbor a bitter resentment toward people who have enough money for food.
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   You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great. Then smile, and sheepishly say just kidding.
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   Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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   I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
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   Character is taught at home, but not by a purple dinosaur or big yello bird.~Jacob White
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   A woman who strives to be equal to a man lacks ambition.
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   'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' -overheard in calculus class
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   God: I think I'll call it a day.
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   I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.
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   Boys will be boys... and so will a lot of middle aged men!
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   Hang up and drive!
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   A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
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   People who say 'Don't Postpone Joy' are usually in outrageous credit card debt.~Daniel Casey
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