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1   The only time a woman really succeeds in
changing a man is when he's a baby. Funny saying by Natalie Wood

2   You can't buy love on eBay. Author : Anonymous

3   If you want to sacrifice the admiration of
many men for the criticism of one, go ahead,
get married. Funny quote by Katharine Hepburn

4   It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up. Author : Joan Rivers

5   Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun
Author : Matt Groening

6   No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying. Funny saying by Anonymous

7   And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Author : Homer Simpson

8   If sex is such a natural phenomenon,
how come there are so many books on
how to do it? Funny quote by Bette Midler

9   There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that
Author : Steve Martin

10   Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in
self-recovery. Author : Fulton J. Sheen

11   I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate - but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza
Funny saying by Alf Whit

12   "The great question which I have not been able to answer is,
'What does a woman want?"
Author : Sigmund Freud

13   All marriages are happy. It's trying to live
together afterwards that causes all the problems. Funny quote by Shelley Winters

14   No matter how love-sick a woman is, she
shouldn't take the first pill that comes
along. Author : Joyce Brothers

15   Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries. Author : Cher

16   You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Funny saying by Steve Martin

17   Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much
Author : Zora Neale Hurston

18   The last time I was inside a woman was when I
went to the Statue of Liberty. Funny quote by Woody Allen

19   I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Author : Steve Martin

20   Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it
Author : Ned Rorem

21   If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it -Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Funny saying by Homer Simpson

22   An archeologist is the best husband any woman
can have; the older she gets, the more interested
he is in her. Author : Agatha Christie

23   Love talked about can be easily turned aside, but love demonstrated is irresistible
Funny quote by W Stanley Mooneyham

24   The trouble with some women is that they
get all excited about nothing --
and then marry him. Author : Cher

25   To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down
Author : Woody Allen

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