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   Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
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   Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made.~George Burns
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   Save Your Breath – You’ll Need It To Blow Up Your Date!
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   In the beginning was the word. And the word was "Aardvark".
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   Why do they have handicapped parking in front of a gym?
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   The trouble with learning from experience is that the test comes first and the lesson afterwards.
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   The trouble with life is, you're half way through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
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   The food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.
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   Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
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   Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry.
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   Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.~Garth Brooks
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   Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics. Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.
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   Reader, suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.~Mark Twain
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   The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
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   If something goes without saying - LET IT!
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   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.~Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
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   Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
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   The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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   Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
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   Familiarity breeds children.
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   Your Father must be a terroist, because you're the bomb
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   When all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.
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   You can fall down the stairs, you can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is in love with me.
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   I Think Feminists Are Cute!
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   Yes, in fact...my father does own this road.
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