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   'Only when the the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realise that we can not eat money'~19th Century Native Aamerican
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   Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
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   Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy.
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   There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.~J. S. Bach
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   Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders can't tell the difference.
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   Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
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   Life isn't weird
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   The true test of a man's character is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught.
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   I got the short end of the stick:.
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   The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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   All generalizations are false.
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   I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep.~Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
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   What would Xena Do?
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   There's a typo in this sentence, but it slides away when your eyes move toward it.
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   At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
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   Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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   You smelt it you dealt it.
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   I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?
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   The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at a time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. Since you have arrived sixth in line to RIDE MY ASS today, please take a number and WAIT YOUR TURN!
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   My other auto is a 9MM.
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   It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?~Jules Feiffer
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   You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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   If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence'~Twice!
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   When people deserve your love and support the least, that is when they need it the most.
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