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   Is a metaphor like a simile?
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   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
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   Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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   I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
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   I like feminists~I think they're cute.
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   Do Amish people get one phone call when arrested?
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   You know what? I'm glad I'm not a laboratory animal. Do you have any idea how many of those little bastards get cancer?
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   I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory
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   Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if they didn't exist.
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   Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
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   Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
  cool quote about Advice

   It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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   Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.
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   There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
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   (lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
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   Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
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   I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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   I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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   Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
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   They say the pen is mightier than the sword. (if you miss a deadline, you'd better bring the sword)
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   Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
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   I think, therefore I'm dangerous
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   Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.~William Coronel
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   Teamwork means: A lot of mindless idiots doing exactly what the boss says!
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   On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers
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