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   A woman is like a teabag~only in hot water do you realise how strong she is.
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   I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.
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   Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
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   Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
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   If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
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   Who's cruel idea was is to put the 's' in lisp?
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   Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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   Sorry, you are not a winner
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   If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?
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   Save a horse~ride a cowboy
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   You've probably heard every line there is, so one more isn't gonna hurt. (Latka Gravis on the old show Taxi)
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   They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary.
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   Odd objects attract fire~never lurk behind one.
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   Seen it all done it all can t remember most of it.
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   You should be someone's wife.
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   WATCH OUT! COMING THROUGH!
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   Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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   Nothing has value but that which you grant it.
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   Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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   They think, therefore I am.~God
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   If I knew I was going to get this old, I would have taken better care of myself when I was young.
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   Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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   Im not tailgating im just tring to keep my bumper on.
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   A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
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   Repaint! Repaint! And never thin again!
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