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   Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
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   He who hesitates is lost.
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   Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
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   One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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   Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
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   It's a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
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   Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
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   Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
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   Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
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   A spy's boss will always says: 'Now, you're going up against some of the best trained terrorists in the world.' And yet they have automatics and completely miss the spy and he has a pistol and nails one with every shot.
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   I fish! Therefore, I lie.
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   A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.
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   People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
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   Cat: The Other White Meat
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   House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
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   Don't let us think our little jobs are hardly ever seen. Remember every blade of grass helps make the meadow green.
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   'Veni, Vidi, Velcro'~I came, I saw, I stuck around.
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   Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM?
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   Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
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   The masses are the asses. -Karl Marx
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   Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.
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   I tried to wrestle my inner demons once... but they used to many illegal holds.~Amanda McAllister
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   Entropy Isn’t What It Used To Be
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   YOU ARE HERE!
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   Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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