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   If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
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   If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
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   Life isn't measured in how many breaths you take. But, by the moments that take your breathe away!
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   Oh Lord give me patience... NOW!
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   You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
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   A good teacher stretches his students. A good student stretches his teacher.
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   You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
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   Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
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   I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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   If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead.
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   HE IS ABLE WHO THINKS HE IS ABLE!
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   Without pain and suffering you have no choice!
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   Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.
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   CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
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   'Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is selling somthing.'~The Princess Bride
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   Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
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   If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
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   Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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   May God bless those who love us. And those who do not love us, may He turn their hearts. And if He does not turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping.~Irish Blessing.
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   So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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   Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise.
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   Beam me up Jesus.
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   Over a long enough time frame, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.~Brad Pitt playing Tyler Derden in Fight Club
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   A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
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   Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old. Seek what they sought.
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