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   Let us support bi partisianship... I will hug your elephant, if you kiss my ass.
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   A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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   There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Charles Dickens
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   I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.
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   Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
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   Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich.
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   I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.~J. Edgar Hoover
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   Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
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   The problem with the rat race is even if you win you're still a rat.~Lily Tomlin
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   The cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker.
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   If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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   Oh, well. She's dead. Let's move on, shall we?~Willy Wonka
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   If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!
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   For those who had not passed their latin vocabulary test for the day there was afternoon makeup. With the teacher slightly hidden behind the room door writing on the blackboard a slightly tardy student entered. Glancing about the room hurriedly he said in a loud voice 'Were is the old goat?'. From behind the door came a soft, bleating, baaaaa.
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   'I mean he was really cute and all but he was only 2 inches taller than me, and my entire shoe collection is based for guys 3 or more inches taller.'~Quinn, MTV's Daria
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   It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
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   Love is like the measles, we all have to go through it.
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   If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
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   Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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   Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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   A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
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   Avoid Hangovers
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   In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
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   Fat people are hard to kidnap.
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   Hey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!
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