Free cute summer time quotes and cute sayings
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
cool cute summer time quotes about One liner People who don't pay their taxes are breaking the law.~The Irish Minister for Finance shares his remarkable discovery~Sept 1999
sweet sayings by Funny Guy When arguing with a fool make sure he isn't doing the same
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Cogito Ergo Spud.~I think therefore I yam.
sweet cute summer time quotes about World Some say a computer is a woman, if you do something wrong, they'll remember every bit of it. Some say a computer is a man, if you had just waited one more week, you could have gotten a better model for less.
cool quote about Battle of the sexes I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
cute quote on summer time You ain't seen nothin' yet...
cool cute summer time quotes about Cool Sayings Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
sweet sayings by Mr Q Sad to think that when the letters 'WWF' are mentioned, most of us think of wrestlers, before the World Wildlife Fund...
cute saying about summer time A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~Gloria Steinem
sweet cute summer time quotes about Battle of the sexes We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
cool quote about Cool Sayings One good turn gets most of the blankets.
cute quote on summer time When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
cool cute summer time quotes about Military Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
cute saying about summer time A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
sweet cute summer time quotes about School How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
cool quote about Question The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.
cute quote on summer time Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
cool cute summer time quotes about Parenting YOU! Out of the gene pool.
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
cute saying about summer time Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
sweet cute summer time quotes about Truth It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen~Dolly Parton
cool quote about Funny Either go to hell or die trying.
cute quote on summer time I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.
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