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   Have you any idea how successful censorship is on TV? Don't know the answer? Hmm. Successful. Isn't it?~Max Headroom
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   Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
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   Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
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   I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
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   If you smoke after s e x you're doing it too fast.
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   When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
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   My grandson asked me if I still look at young women, I said yes, but I can't remember why.
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   That which does not kill us only makes us stronger so we may kill others.
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   One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that word is "to be prepared".~Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
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   People before profits!
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   May the saddest day of you future be no worse than the happiest day of your life.
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   The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.
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   I m serious it was only a joke.
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   Save A Tree, Wipe Your Ass With An Owl!!!
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   When God made you, he was showing off.
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   In the beginning, man created God.~Jethro Tull
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   A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.~Conan O'Brien
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   It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber.
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   After heat killed bad germs, where do they go? Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)...
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   If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
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   Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
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   Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
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   I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??
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   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
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   How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?
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