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   Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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   Suppose they held a war and nobody came?
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   All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
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   When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
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   Why do we believe everything we see in newspapers but question what the Bible says?
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   You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
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   FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
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   Boys are great, every girl should own one.
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   Men are idiots and i married their king.
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   Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa... Film at 11.
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   It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
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   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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   i can resist everything except temptation.
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   I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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   Non nobis solum sed toti mundo nati.~Not for ourselves, but for the whole world were we born.
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   Children shouldn t play with matches!.
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   Support a cause stop plate tectonics.
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   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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   I Drive Like This To Piss You Off
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   He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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   A girl on the street is pointing up at the sky. 'Look an Angel!' she yells. Passerby laugh, 'You fool, that is only a cloud.' How wonderful it would be to see Angels where there are are only clouds. How sad it would be to see clouds where there are Angels.
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   Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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   Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
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   Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
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   Man (to his wife):You're getting old dear, your face is all lined. Wife: I'm not getting old! They're laugh lines! Man:Nothing is THAT freakin' funny.
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