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Politicians are the same all over: they build bridges where there are no rivers.~Nikita Kruschev
cool cute sayings for couples about Politics Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
sweet sayings by Cool Pickup Due to the constant fluctuation in customer personalities, we cannot be responsible for the mental stability of any one member of our staff. (Seen in a gas station in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
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People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public. -Bryan White
sweet cute sayings for couples about Funny You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
cool quote about Pickup Lines 666A, 666B~Tenants of the beast.
cute quote on couples I'll not stop
cool cute sayings for couples about Cute Sayings How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
sweet sayings by Mr Q I love the "swooshing" sound deadlines make as they go by.
cute saying about couples Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
sweet cute sayings for couples about Pickup Lines Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
cool quote about Religion I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
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cute saying about couples Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
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cute quote on couples My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!
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cute saying about couples Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
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cool quote about Proverbs If you take a dog in and feed it, it will remain loyal to you and never turn on you. this is the principle difference between a man and a dog.~Mark Twain
cute quote on couples This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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