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   Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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   As a sex, we are vastly superior to men, but it is taboo to show it.
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   REAL procrastination is watching a hungry bear walk up to you while having a picnic, and not running because hey, you've got the rest of your life.
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   Divers get more tail.
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   Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
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   It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done.
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   It’s been one of those days all week
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   Why is there only one monopolies and mergers commission?
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   There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches possess people.
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   Mean people suck.
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   Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
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   WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
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   You ll poke your eye out!
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   If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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   Don't laugh it's paid for.
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   Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)
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   Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
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   'Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.' --Vernon Law
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   Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
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   The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'. Which part of 'all' don't you understand?~Rep. Pat Schroeder
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   After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
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   People who are wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.
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   All men are idiots, and I married their king.
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   You're not the boss of me!
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   I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
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