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   I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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   Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical Plan' on your resume.
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   When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass.
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   Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
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   Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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   Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
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   Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
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   Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.
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   Waiter: It should, sir, it was ground this morning.
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   'What am I doing she's not in the fridge?'~Mel Gibson (What Women want)
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   The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word.
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   Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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   We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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   Mankind must put and end to war before war puts an end to mankind.- John F. Kennedy
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   Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!
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   Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS
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   How about never? is never good for you?
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   The American Dream is a chicken in every pot. Why did we elect a chicken that smoked pot?
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   The buck doesn't even slow down here.
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   If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
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   In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
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   Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
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   Mother's of teens know why animals eat their young.
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   Never pet a burning dog.
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   If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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