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   If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, ...how cold will it be?
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   Time heals all wounds
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   Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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   After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the garden of Eden, he got lonely. So he went to God and asked for a companion. God said he would look into it and get back to him the next day. So the next day God went to Adam and said 'Here Adam, I can make a beutifull woman that cooks, irons, cleans, never complains and is pretty much just what you want, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg, what do you think' Adam thought for a few seconds and then asked 'what can I get for a rib?'...... 'David Moir'
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   Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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   If you aren't going to listen, at least pretend to listen!~My science teacher (anon)
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   For sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. (Got married last weekend, wife knows everything).
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   My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.
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   Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now!
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   If you know a person's name: Hi, [name]. How did you know my name? Isn't every beautiful girl named that?
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   Have you any idea how successful censorship is on TV? Don't know the answer? Hmm. Successful. Isn't it?~Max Headroom
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   Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
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   Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
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   I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
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   If you smoke after s e x you're doing it too fast.
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   When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
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   My grandson asked me if I still look at young women, I said yes, but I can't remember why.
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   That which does not kill us only makes us stronger so we may kill others.
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   One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that word is "to be prepared".~Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
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   People before profits!
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   May the saddest day of you future be no worse than the happiest day of your life.
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   The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.
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   I m serious it was only a joke.
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   Save A Tree, Wipe Your Ass With An Owl!!!
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   When God made you, he was showing off.
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