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   Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.
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   100% Irony Free
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   I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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   Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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   Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
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   The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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   God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
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   Iguana: The other green meat.
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   How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
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   Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
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   Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running a hour early again"
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   My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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   They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the damn lights off.
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   He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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   How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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   Santa’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
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   Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
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   Fight Socialism...Vote Republican
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   Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going?
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   No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.~W H Auden
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   You got to have a lot of balls, to play golf the way I do!
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   All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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   Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
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   'Oh crap! There's a horse in the hospital!' Dr. Octagon
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   If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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