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   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs, a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't.
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   My IQ came back negative!
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   Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
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   People are illogical, inconsiderate and self-centred. Love them anyway.
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   Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An Asshole
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   A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ...
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   I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!
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   I gave him/her the cold shoulder.
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   Your honor student deals the best drugs.
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   I used to like political jokes until so many of them got elected!
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   A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
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   Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
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   If we are here on earth to help others, what on earth are the others here for?
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   You can lead a horse to water but you can t make him drink.
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   Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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   Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
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   If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
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   We're all pretty geeky people.... I think you'll find that your average rock star is a dork.~Adam Duritz of Counting Crows
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   It's YOUR hell, YOU burn in it
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   Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
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   Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start caring what you think.
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   Two people in every one is a schizophrenic.
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   Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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   If you walk under a ladder, and it falls down on you it probably means bad luck.
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   If you are going to sin, then sin in the bathroom. Even God has the decency not to look.
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