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   Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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   Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
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   I'd love to live life in the fast lane... unfortunately, I'm married to a speedbump.
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   The horn blows does the driver!
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   Don t cross your bridges until you come to them.
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   The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.~Oscar Wilde
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   Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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   Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
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   Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
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   Faster than a speeding ticket.
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   It's been Monday all week.
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   Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons because they were created and not born so therefore no umbilical stump to create one?
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   My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'those people sure do need to learn how to share!'
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   If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
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   You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to. Especially during dodgeball.
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   You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.
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   I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My Luck
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   A penny spent is a penny enjoyed.
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   War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
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   'Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools, and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.' -Thornton Wilder
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   Friends are like four leaf clovers, hard to find, lucky to have.
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   Classical music is the kind that you keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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   May your trouble be like the old man's teeth... few and far between.
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   Don't frown because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
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   The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.
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