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   If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat.
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   The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
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   S.C.A.R.Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the Relocation of Yankees)
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   Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
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   Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
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   Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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   God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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   The most tragic thing of life is not death, it is to live without living.
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   Lay an egg if that's the best you can do
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   Always drink upstream from the herd.
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   'It only takes a split second to do something you'll regret the whole rest of your life.'~Kevin Costner in The War
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   The Moral Majority is neither.
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   Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
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   Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
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   A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
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   A little wisdom never hurt anyone. Tell that to socrates~Harvey Danger, Pitty and Fear
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   After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." she replied "yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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   As the island of our knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.~John Wheeler
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   A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.
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   You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
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   Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.
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   He promised me earrings, but he only pierced my ears.~Arabian Saying
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   Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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   Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind.
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   ERROR 666: Armageddon detected. Please restart universe and try again.
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