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   Rehab is for quitters.
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   I did an unbelievable amount of work in the yard. It's amazing what you can do when your wife puts your mind to it.
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   I said to my wife, "You know, if I had brains I'd be dangerous." She said, "If you had brains you'd be a woman."
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   Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
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   Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
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   You know what would be great? If you figured out what infinity equalled, then you'd be famous. Until some idiot comes by and adds one.~So sayeth Fyre
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   You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot
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   My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.
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   A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
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   Drive it like you stole it
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   When asked by a reporter what she wore to bed, Marilyn Monroe replied, "why! Chanel Number 5 of course."
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   If your clone kills you, is that suicide?
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   There is a shortage of very perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.~Wesley in The Princess Bride
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   Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!
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   'If I could do one thing with the world, I'd turn the entire human race into empaths. Make everybody feel everyone's pain. If we could all truly empathize with each other, there would be an immediate end to most human misery. Famines would stop as rich countries fall over themselves to send aid...'
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   Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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   Where observation is concerned chance favours only the prepared mind.
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   Tofu~the other white meat substitute.
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   Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
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   A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.
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   Dot your I s and Cross your Ts.
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   How can someone draw a blank?
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   I worked at a cardboard factory about a year ago with a very strange group of guys....These are just a few of the musings that kept the day interesting: 'What's the difference between a duck' 'Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?' 'Is it farther to Miami than by bus?'
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   Having one child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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   It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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