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   I'll not stop
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   How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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   I love the "swooshing" sound deadlines make as they go by.
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   Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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   Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
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   I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
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   ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour.
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   Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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   The Lawyer's Creed: "A man is innocent until proven broke."
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   Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
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   You look just like my third wife. Of course I've only been married twice...
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   You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
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   My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!
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   The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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   Fat chicks make my car scrape!
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   Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
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   It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
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   If you take a dog in and feed it, it will remain loyal to you and never turn on you. this is the principle difference between a man and a dog.~Mark Twain
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   This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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   God created man fist, because everyone knows a rough draft comes before a masterpiece!
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   A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
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   Public speaking is very easy.~Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
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   Into each live a little rain must fall~but don't worry~skin is waterproof.
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   Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate -- the bombs always hit the ground.
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   You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.
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