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   Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.~Gandhi
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   Why is it that whe our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...
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   Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly.~Theodore Roosevelt
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   According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
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   Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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   Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track it, not with a thousand blood houds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth!~Buttercup from 'The Princess Bride'
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   Don't you know me from somewhere?
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   Cut through the red tape
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   Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
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   Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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   The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.~Japanese proverb
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   Bad liars need a good memory
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   There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
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   A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.
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   First add the bed, then subtract the clothes, then divide your legs. What does that equal?
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   Yesterday I knew nothing today I know that.
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   If these pills don't stop the kleptomania, said the psychiatrist, "try and get me a nice video camera."
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   The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? A common enemy...
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   You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
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   Honk if you are blond.
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   Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
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   After the storm comes the calm.
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   If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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   Are you following Jesus this close?
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   Grab them in the butt and ask, Pardon me, is this seat taken?
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